Oh No, My Puppy is a Gemini
Oh No, My Puppy is a Gemini!
A Hilarious Zodiac Survival Guide for Dog ParentsEver wonder why your dog acts like a drama queen, refuses to fetch, or insists on barking at invisible existential threats? It might be their astrological sign—or at least that’s the story we’re sticking to.
Oh No, My Puppy is a Gemini! is your laugh-out-loud, totally-not-scientific guide to living with dogs ruled by the stars. From the stubborn snugglebug Taurus to the emotionally complex Cancer (who definitely cries when you leave), this book playfully explores each zodiac sign in canine form.
Inside, you’ll find:
Whimsical descriptions of all 12 zodiac pups
Compatibility charts (because yes, your Aries and Virgo might need separate chew toys)
Dog-themed affirmations and naming guides by sign
Tips for surviving everything from Gemini chaos to Scorpio shade
A cosmic dedication to the dogs who’ve stolen our hearts (and most of our socks)
Perfect for astrology nerds, dog parents, and anyone who knows their pet has big main character energy. Whether you're raising a wild Sagittarius or a nap-loving Taurus, this book is a love letter to the weird, wonderful bond between humans and their four-legged soulmates.
Because let’s face it: if your dog has been acting suspiciously like a Leo... it’s probably written in the stars.
